The first of my alignment chart series!
I’ve never really considered myself a juice expert, just a general fan, until one day I was having dinner with my partner’s family for the first time and I was offered a whiskey by their dad which I declined and went for an apple juice instead. I think he thought I was just being nervous and going for the Responsible Non Alcoholic Option, and upon asked an “are you sure?” I responded with “I like juice :)”
My partner then explained I was driving which honestly I had completely forgotten about and would have been a way better explanation but I genuinely just really like juice, however the damage had already been been done and I am forever known as the 5-year-old-coded juice fanatic. Honestly juice as a drink for adults needs more rep so I will gladly accept the title, even if it leads to multiple “does this count as juice?” questions that led to this chart, and my partner’s family forever seeing me as this:
